First timer - what do I need?

Hey, welcome to the club. The FAQ really does cover most of the basics, so definitely start there—it'll save you a ton of headaches. But since you're asking, here's the crash course I wish I had when I first started. Tbh, take your time with it.

Step-by-step breakdown:

First off, read the FAQ thoroughly – it explains the whole lifecycle from research to delivery. Pay attention to the section about template matching and quality tiers. Then pick a state – don't just go with your own. Look at which templates are well-reviewed and which states have the most recent updates. Common starters are ones with simpler holograms and UV patterns. After that, choose a vendor – lurk in the reviews section for a while, look for consistent feedback on scanability and stealth, and ignore the hype threads. Next, prepare your info: use a burner email, generate a fake address (never your real one), and create a solid backstory for your ID – keep it simple. Order with crypto – Bitcoin or Monero, depending on what the vendor accepts. Never ever use PayPal or a card. The safe route is crypto exchange wallet → personal wallet → vendor. Then wait and track – most vendors give a production timeline and tracking. Don't start messaging them until at least double their stated time has passed, honestly. When it arrives, inspect it – compare against a real ID of the same state. Check thickness, laminate peel, microprint, UV if you have a light, and that all raised text feels right.

Key terms you'll hear:
Template – the digital file the vendor uses to print. Older templates have obvious errors like wrong font or spacing. OSD / OVI – that's the optically variable ink, the color-shifting state seal – make sure yours has it. Scan / Barcode – the 2D barcode on back that holds your info. A good one will scan with any generic barcode app and pull up your fake data. Stealth – how the package is disguised. Common methods: DVD cases, greeting cards, or simple bubble mailers with decoy items. UV – ultraviolet features. Most states have hidden images or text that glow under UV light. Not all vendors include them on every tier, so keep that in mind.

Safety checklist:
Don't use your real name, address, or a photo that can be reverse-searched. Use a separate email and crypto wallet just for this hobby. Never sign for a package – if they require a signature, refuse delivery and contact the vendor. Clean your browser and use a VPN or Tor when visiting vendor sites. Test the ID at a gas station or corner store before trying a bar or club – trust me, it's not worth the risk.

Common mistakes that will bite you:
Ordering to your dorm or apartment with your real name – huge red flag. Using a photo with weird lighting or glasses glare – makes the ID look fake immediately. Picking a state just because it's "rare" – rare templates are often worse quality because fewer people have tested them. Panicking and messaging the vendor daily – they're running a business, not a chat room. Patience is key, seriously.

Take it slow, read the stickied guides, and don't rush into your first purchase. The FAQ has all the details you need – just follow the steps and you'll be fine. Holler if you get stuck on a specific part.

Triple check all your info before submitting. Typos are a pain

Make sure your photo has good lighting and plain background

Good photo (follow the guide), your info, and payment. Thats about it